How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Need sex. Gaining weight.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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