i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass