What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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