why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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