For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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