I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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