And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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