This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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