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PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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