I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream