guys are only as good as the porn they watch
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i drank out of a bidet.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.