That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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