seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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