What a fucking waste of an outfit
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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