The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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