Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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