They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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