Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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