dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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