My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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