Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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