question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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