I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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