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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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