Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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