Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
a search helicopter?!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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