would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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