i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
