That's intense
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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