Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wish you could order shots online.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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