no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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