Your tits are I can't wait for
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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