ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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