Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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