There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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