You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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