Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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