I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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