My first STD was from a foam party
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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