Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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