i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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