But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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