Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
