Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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