I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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