you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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