Dual....:-)
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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