youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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