wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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