we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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