I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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