This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she peed on how many people?
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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