I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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