I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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