I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wish you could order shots online.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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